My Real Portland

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my real portland


My real portland is an idea that formed while i was creating my first video about my grandma willards' Albina area apartment in 1942. it's the idea that we all have a real portland, our own experience, and wouldn't it be great to get to hear other's people's real portland.

My real portland - the podcast! is a monthly live variety comedy storytelling interview game musical talk show that records monthly at southeast portland's jade lounge. everyone is welcome!

I (you can call me joseph, joey, joe, guiseppe, josephine, or don pepe) also host a video series called my real portland. 

I'm you're host, Joseph lyons. I'm a portland realtor, helping home buyers and sellers make their real dreams become real estate. 

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I listened to your podcast and it's awesome! You've got a great rapport with the guests.

-Jonah w

I loved the most recent podcast - really great, again!  Looking forward to being there in person for the next one.  I was particularly interested in your friend the parole officer and her "Case Companion" project- so glad you talked about that.


Might I add the Skeptics guide to the universe to your podcast list. That and your podcast are my favorite two now.


Love the new episode and btw the new version of the theme song is fantastic! As well as the visual part- beautiful.